I have to wear the cross as an outward display of Christianity”. HERE’S and outward display of Christianity; be nice to people, love thy neighbour, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Just as an IDEA.
Ross Noble (via mtiml)

rainytaxi:

This man, forever. & a forever after that <3

paigeebz:

Feeling a bit down? Watch this.

Ross Noble ‘Next Muffin.’ 

I love the fact that somewhere there’s a memo that just says: ‘Machine gun: for Stephen Fry’s use only’.
Ross Noble - QI